Why Weak Minded People Suffer from Addiction

In order to begin doing something that is harmful to your body, something has to be wrong with your level of self control. After the first time one performs an unsafe act, like inserting illegal drugs into the bloodstream, even a semi-intelligent person should be able to figure out that its not a good idea after actually experiencing the effects on their own body. Therefore, discontinuing the use of a certain harmful product. However, there are some people out there who continue to harm themselves time and time again. These people are known as the world's idiots.

It takes a really "special" person to experience addiction. First of all, whatever the harmful substance may be, it needs to begin somewhere. That means that a bad decision must be made by a consequently bad decision-maker.

"But Chris H. I'm addicted to meth, does that make me a bad person?" Yes, if you consider a bad decision maker a bad person. You are harming your own body. There is nothing positive about that. Unless that is, if you are suicidal.

The suicidal have have nothing to worry about since they have that "I am about to die anyway" frame of mind. These troubled beings simply have no reason to live. Some of these people feel that the high they get from using the drugs is worththe consequenses because what happens today doesn't matter, since suicide is the main plan. The following is my message to all those who have threatened to kill themselves: Shut up and end your miserable life already! Crying in the corner while you cut yourself repeatedly is not a good way to live. Nor is eating s-loads of doritos. However, Doritos can be very appealing to the human palate. But what good comes from intentional cutting besides the cool designs? For example, cutting your arm into the shape of your name would look great on the right skin type.

I know that your parents think you are special, I'm just here to confirm it. Back when you were younger, they didn't have the gan(n)as to tell you, but I'm here to help weak minds figure out what their specific problem is and at least try to seek help. I know that certain substances can prevent you from executing a full recovery, but at least try your best, (however much that may be). You can always stop now, but you can never change the past. What's done is done, and you can't completely fix it. That would be trying to change history.

"But Chris H, what if I'm addicted to Jesus?" That's your own problem.

Religion is good for some people. Several of these people need it to stay off of drugs. These humans are known as "Useless Chunties." The Useless Chunties name may not be official, but it is good enough for now. Classically, the word chunti is used to describe unfortunate Mexicans that are visibly struggling with regular maintenance of clothing. I recommend that you yell it at the first brown person you see today. In this case, however, the word is used because the druggie (?) is struggling with the regular maintenance of one's self in many other aspects which may or may not include appearance. The belief in God is beneficial to keep these people somewhat normalized and out of legal trouble due to the fact that only the "good people " go to Heaven. The fear of Hell is just what some people need to refrain from harmful substances that will most likely lead to jail time or worse yet, eternal heat in God's oven of death.

Overall addiction is just not healthy, and only the weak shall experience this growing problem as more and more regretful beings are born each day.