Why Do Women Cheat? Because They Can!
Really, the question is why do women cheat? They cheat because their partners have forgotten to let them know they love them. They forget the little things. Like helping around the house. Taking care of the kids. Making her feel loved. Taking her out to dinner. Come on, guys, you heard all of this before. Again and again. We are sending out a message. Somehow you guys are not getting it. (A Seinfeld joke goes something like this: Guys yell out at women from cars. This is the best we've been able to come up with so far to get women.) Remember that episode on "Everybody Loves Raymond" when Debra got so excited when Raymond was demonstrating the new vacuum cleaner he bought? No? Yeah, he didn't get it either. Personally, I'm turned on by watching the little man do some chores around the house - like cleaning his urine off the toilet seat.
Want to prevent your woman from cheating? Here's the recipe: help around the house, help with the kids (not take care of your kids - you're not babysitting, you're *raising* them), tell her you love her, then show it. Take her out to dinner. Bring her flowers. Oh wait, I'm repeating myself. How about this? Take a shower before you get in the bed. Pick your dirty drawers off the floor for a change. Put down the toilet seat. Stop looking at porn on the Internet. Cut back on your drinking (it ain't helping your performance). Stop ogling other women. Find your toothbrush. Try some mouthwash. Pluck the hair from your nose and your ears (and your back). Stop taking drugs. Get off the couch. Try some foreplay for Christ sakes. Pay attention to her cl-it. Its a delicate instrument. Treat it as such. Take your time. Pay attention to her first. You'll get yours. Our motors take longer.
And foreplay does not mean when you hit the sheets. Foreplay starts when you walk through the door - with a dinner reservation.
Hey, guys. Don't worry. Next, I'm going have stupid women who make really bad choices. I've seen gerbils who were choosier about who they mate with.
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18 Comments
Post a Commentlol, what rubbish. So what you are saying is that women are animals that need constant care so they don't run around sleeping with everything they see. Got it.
So, my friend met this lady (E. W. N>) at the Ming Room Restaurant where she was working illegally on October 2006.
They started going out and by end of November they had a relationship that seems serious.
Nevertheless she asked him no to call her job because her boss did not like it!! (Oscar the other guy she was sleeping with could not find out)
Then Oscar when away during two weeks at Christmas (Probably also went to sleep with other girls in some Latin country) so she spend the two weeks at my friends making love everyday (Unlike before when Oscar or event he Delivery driver was giving it to her) She also came up with the idea of not showing him the photos of the Christmas party taken before Christmas with maybe OSCAR.
Once Oscar returned she missed 4 days of calling my friend... she probably could not talk, because Oscar was feeling her up.
Then My friend asked her: Are you cheating? No, she said looking down to the floor in shame.
Well, because he was in love wi
how to make her not cheat? WTF? If you are a cheating lying piece of fake shi* then don't get married or in a relatoinship. It's easy to tell when a woman is a cheater... she's a high maintenance delusional empty sack of life and a complete see-through attention hog.
I think you're wrong in all that you say. I do all the things that tou mention without getting any reconition. The kids aint even mines but I help take care of them, but she still cheat on me. The sad part about it is that even when she gets caught, she denies it and tells me that i'm paranoid.
Therefor, I think that women cheat because deep down insid, they really wanna have sex with more than just 1 man at a time, but are too shame to admitt it.
I love the fact that when we men cheat, were just dogs who think with thier dicks....but when a woman does it, shes defended by other women saying shes just exploring her sexuality because she doesnt get what she needs, You just gotta love the double standards in this country. Its a funny world we live in.
i love to cheat
That isn't entirely true. A man that will help around the house and help with the children will STILL get cheated on. People try to justify such behaviors, even now they are saying "well a woman will find a average male who is stable while going out to find more high-quality males for better genes." Sure it may explain our behavior, but it does not JUSTIFY it. What's all this about a man having to do ALL THAT EFFORT just for a woman to sleep with him, let alone remain faithful. It's as if women can simply stand by and have a man do all these things and then JUDGE him on his performance. Believe me, women are just naturally unfaithful. Except these days it's accepted and even praised. It's so interesting how humans always try to justify their behaviors so that they don't have to feel bad.
I must amit, it is somewhat true that women are better than men at cheating, but having affairs isn't exactly a way to make a relationship better. Weither you man might be taking you for granted or just because another man can do some things better in bed or she or he might be a whore. Once somebody cheats on you, you must cut them lose...and if you don't they will take advantage of you and they will sooner or later pass a STD to you. If you can save you marrage you are a better person than I, but I'm not trying to take care of somebodies child thinking its mine.
Ah, you didn't have to read it and you don't have to agree. Thank you for commenting.
What a load of crap. You should remember to keep breathing while attempting to type, it might save us the agony of reading your drivel.