Wild Bill ,The Horney Professor, a Humorous Poem
A Fun Poem About Wild Bill a Professor I Once Knew
All day he strive's diligently
To help his students to learn
While down deep within him
Such roaring fires burn.
With dignity and poise, he walks
Among the campus walls
Knowing "that" longing waits
For release of nature's call.
To keep that calm exterior
Is always quite a fight
But he can do it gracefully
Cause "Wild Bill" will ride tonight.
Wild Bill the horny professor
So studious and strong.
Except when "sex" is calling him
He just can't wait to long
On campus he's so scholarly
All proper and socially right
Wonder what his students would say
If they saw Wild Bill rides tonight!
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5 Comments
Post a CommentI wrote this and gave it to the man and he thought it was funny but also knew it was true. hahaha! We never had any close relationships I might add, he was a professor at my college and I was one of the teachers of the senior classes so I think he though I was senile. You can get away with a lot when you are old. hahahah!
Funny. I knew one or two of those kind of professors myself.
Just loved this poem. Gave me a laugh to start my day right. Thank you.
terrific....:)
well...i knew a few of those in college...steered way clear! funny!