Will Tiger Woods Ever Get His Life Together?

"From the Penthouse to the Doghouse"

Mr. New Material
Is it just me or did Tiger Woods take a downward spiral in life? Talks of Tiger Woods downgrading to a new living residence in Manhattan have hit the Internet harder than a Barry Bonds home run. What the hell is wrong with Tiger Woods? As the whole world knows, he cheated and got caught, so be it! Why does it seem like Tiger Woods can't focus on anything outside of the past allegations and confessions. Have you seen him play golf lately? When was the last time you heard the name "Tiger Woods" in first place? Yeah, it's been that long!

Too Many Issues at Once?

Maybe everyone is being to hard on Tiger, maybe he really does have a lot on his mind that is keeping him from focusing on his future. I mean he does have the endorsements, oh wait, he doesn't have any
more endorsements to worry about. He does have the vicious divorce he's going through with his wife, oh wait, he's been there and done that. What does Tiger Woods really have to worry about? Oh yeah, the MONEY! His wife, whom he was unfaithful to for so long, broke the bank and cleared out half of his bank account! Damn, it's nothing like a woman's scorn! Notice i only said HALF of his bank account meaning he still has the sufficient funds to do what he needs to in order to progress forward in life.

Where's the Love?

Now that Tiger Woods has been caught in a jam, where's the love at? All of the women that Tiger Woods serenaded, where are they? Seems like the only love Tiger Woods is receiving is from the paparazzi! The paparazzi stay on him like white on rice with a glass of milk in the snowstorm! That close. The saying is true when they say "Money can't by you happiness", Tiger Woods has money and still hasn't managed to crack a smile since winning his last golf tournament. What is Tiger Woods really frowning about? Is he frowning because he finally realizes what's it's like to be a BLACK MAN? Think about it, Michael Phelps set the record in the Olympics for most gold metals and was caught doing drugs on picture, but he still has his Subway sandwiches commercial, however; Tiger Woods cheats on his wife, which is his own personal business, and loses almost every sponsor he has, you decide!

Published by Mr. New Material

CEO of Fiya Dro Records as well as Manager for Perfectly Pretty Models. Born and raised in the "YaY Area" California! I'm a Keep It Real Specialist, Ima tell you how it really is no matter how you feel about...  View profile

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