Sniff
Swish
Swallow
Swish
Swallow
Is it spicy?
How's the body?
Do you really know?
Or are you just pretending?
Sniff
Swish
Swallow
Was that bottle worth one hundred dollars?
Did you put it on the card?
The company account, maybe?
I hope so, you mutant.
Published by Heinrich Lemmerling, KSC
No longer a recent graduate of the University of Iowa, Dr. Lemmerling, KSC, is suffering in the unpalatable wastes of his mid-twenties. View profile
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