Winnie the Pooh on Drugs?
Normally I don't read forwarded text messages, but this one made me laugh my ass off- so much so that I just had to share it with those who are not lucky enough to be harrassed with forwards all day long. Winnie the Pooh is totally baked- and so are all his friends. Here's the proof!
"Seven signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs:
#1- Eeyore doesn't care bout anything, has lack of motivation, and has slow reactions...Marijuana.
#2- Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased...Mushrooms
#3- Rabbit is always in everyone's business and constantly needs everything...Cocaine
#4- Tigger can't calm down, always bounces around, and is never tired...Meth.
#5- Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imaginations...LSD
#6- Christopher Robin can talk to animals...Hallucinogenics
#7- Owl is always there when anyone needs him...Dealer..."
Buahahahahahahaaaa!
Source:
forwarded text message received yesterday via a friend
"Seven signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs:
#1- Eeyore doesn't care bout anything, has lack of motivation, and has slow reactions...Marijuana.
#2- Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased...Mushrooms
#3- Rabbit is always in everyone's business and constantly needs everything...Cocaine
#4- Tigger can't calm down, always bounces around, and is never tired...Meth.
#5- Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imaginations...LSD
#6- Christopher Robin can talk to animals...Hallucinogenics
#7- Owl is always there when anyone needs him...Dealer..."
Buahahahahahahaaaa!
Source:
forwarded text message received yesterday via a friend
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8 Comments
Post a CommentYou have a winner with this one. Maybe DEA could use this example to teach new agents how to tell what kind of drugs are being pushed - "Yeah, we have an Eeyore or two over here"
cute
Facebooked and tweeted lol
HAHA! This is great :)
Loved it!
I hope not. great write.
Too funny!!
Haha! Gee, I hope at least Roo is clean. He's so young. :)