With a Name like Smuckers
Smile!
Well then how about the less heard of but poorly named preserves and jams:
Hitler's Best - Hey with a name like this it has to be great.
Jonestown Preserves - Man! This has to be superior Jam.
Mother Fracker's Sugar Free Jams - This, I hear, is yummy.
Auntie Maggots Strawberry Preserves - Simply Scrumptious.
Large Hairy Spider Farms - Best jams in Idaho.
Disemboweled Mutant From The Hills Have Eyes Jams And Jellies - I mean this has to be really something.
Roadkill Farms Chunky Marmalade - So good no butter is required.
Scum Sucking Pigs Jellies - Need I say more?
If Smuckers has to be good, these have to be even magnificent. Smile
Published by Stephen Joltin
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Funny stuff! I needed a laugh too. :-)
Wes was here
heh heh
HILARIOUS!
All the Roadkill Farms products taste great!
Fun read!
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Laughing my butt off!!