Wombat Wishes

When Humans Give Birth to Wombats

Tommy Hayfield
Bob Mueller is having a wombat...
and I didn't know he was expecting

He's having a family of wombats
with all his expecting agents...

How do you spawn a wombat and
is that just a metaphor?

The wombat is phoenetically feared:
as if one is birthing a giant bland (or maybe evil!) butterfly
after nine months of expectation

Is this wombat we're waiting for
really what we think?

I called Abbie Wambach to clarify,
but it was just a near miss!

What can we expect from this
surprising pregnancy: is it what we think?

Will the special-agent babies be
supernatural like a demon?!

Or will Grandpa Bob have normal,
wingless baby wombats?
I hope it's not the supernatural babies!

Published by Tommy Hayfield

Entertainment is my focus now with me churning out a lot of funny material in the form of poems and poems with prosaic content fully integrated...I have recently begun to explore the viability of YouTube as...  View profile

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