Women Have NO Idea About the Significance of Feb 14th,

You know what is wrong with women? You say February 14^th and they think of Valentine's Day. Hello, Feburary 14^th is a much more important date than some kissy, kissy be nice to me and make Hallmark rich holiday.

Okay - here is my phone number. 1 -612- 991-1181. Now I dare any woman to call me and tell me the real significance of Feburary 14^th. It won't happen because they don't know. Or care, which is an entirely different story, but also is why 50% of marriages end in divorce I can forgive a woman for cheating behind my back with my best friend, but not knowing the real significance of Feb 14? Just plain unforgiveable.

And at the risk of sounding very sexist, women are so concerned about Valentines Day , that they miss the true meaning of February 14^th. And you can read Men are from Hell, Women are from Heaven, or some book like that, but I can save you all the time and effort. The difference between men and women is embedded, personified, encoded in the fact that women have no idea why February 14^th is important.

Anyway, I could tell woman the importance of Feburary 14^th right now, but that would deprive me of my favorite sport, annoying women. I suppose they might be able to figure it out without my support. Yeah - right and pigs will fly any day now.

So let me move onto my next subject which involves my hobby, woman baiting, A recent story said that men and women who share the housework on an equal, 50/50 basis actually have more fights, than couples where the woman does the majority of the housework.

Excuse me, but that is not actually news. Men try to do the housework, but women, are, how can I say this nicely, are "uptight." Let me give you an example.

A man does the dishes. And the main objective is to get a sponge and some soapy water, rinse the plate with the sponge, double-check to ensure the plate is clean, no spaghetti sauce left on it, then put the plate away. Sure it may still be wet, but hey it will dry off in the cupboard.

And then a woman will see a man doing the dishes and the fight begins. Here is what a woman will say, " Hello - have you checked the temperature of the water, hot water kills germs, why are you washing dishes in cold water, are you trying to kill us all (" No, not everybody, just you woman" is what the man is thinking), you put the dishes away wet? Don't you know that cockroaches come out at night and lick the water from wet dishes, it is their favorite source of water, and you do know that we have a dishwasher for a reason, it is the proper temperature to disinfect dishes, and you can't just wipe them off with a dirty sponge, you will kill us all and if you do things half-ass, I might as well do them myself..."

Well you get the idea why men and women will likely kill each other if they split the chores equally.

And yes, my other point isalso proven. Despite my challenge, no woman has called me and told me the true meaning of February 14^th. They just don't know.

Hello, February 14^th is the first day of Spring Training, when pitchers and catchers report and life is good, baseball is back, Spring can't be far behind and we can all rejoice!

Hello is that my phone ringing. Sure. Probably some woman calling AFTER I gave her the answer about why February 14th is SO important.