Working Sucks!

Working for an insurance/investment company- this is the biggest suck of all. Having dress all formal and scheduling everything from phone calls to going to the washroom. Having to deal with stupid clients who want their money yesterday and having to listen to lonely old guys take about how Metamucil keeps them regular. Pretending that you like everyone when you secretly have voodoo dolls of everyone in your desk drawer. Yeah this totally sucks.

The Price of Gas: This is getting ridiculous now. The gas companies have you between a rock and a hard place. If I take the public transit, I will wait twice as long to get on an overfilled bus and stand next to some jackass who doesn't wear deodorant and puts his armpit in my face. I will still be stuck in traffic only now I am standing and listening to everyone cough and spread their germs everywhere. And wait until the summer time, with no air conditioning. If I decide to suck it up and pay for gas and drive my car, I waste half a tank idling in rush hour traffic.

Accidently setting your alarm for p.m. instead of a.m: This only sucks depending on how you look at it. If you loathe going to work, like me, this can be a blessing in disguise. You sleep in, you get fired and now you have to get your lazy ass up and find a better job instead of sitting day by day in your own hatred and loathing. It is really motivating. Maybe it doesn't suck that much.

Fat guys in Speedos- No one should wear Speedo's.....EVER!

Clowns- Wearing lots of make up, a red nose and huge shoes is not even remotely funny. It's creepy and kids these days don't like clowns. The only clown that doesn't suck is the clown from the movie "IT", but that's because he killed people who sucked.

Handguns- Unless you are a cop, what do you need a handgun for? Most people I know do not go hunting deer with a handgun. Plus it is too risky. A handgun is not going to do much damage, next thing you know that deer will be up in yo face and hoof ya. What, you don't think deers are down with it? You are better off with a shotgun, no a bow and arrow and toga. Totally Sexy.

Boy Bands/Girl Bands- enough of this already. The time for talentless lipsynchers has passed. Except for NKOTB. They rocked by 12 year old world. Until my brother drew mustaches on all of them. That sucked.

People who name their kids "Barbi," "Candi," "Buffy," or any other stripper name: If you name your kids they will grow up to hate you. Plus they will never amount to anything other than a stripper or playboy bunny. Who has heard of Dr. Candi? Or Judge Barbi?

Mondays- Oh this is one of the biggest things that suck. The weekends over, you have to drag your ass into work on time. Because you can't be late on a Monday- that's just wrong. I mean if you are going to be late, make it a Tuesday or a Wednesday. Plus you can't come into work drunk on a Monday either, that is better saved for a Thursday.

My Ex-Ex Boss: Talk about a big-time (word that rhymes with door). She wore clothes that were not even popular in the 80's and I don't think she brushed her hair once. She stole a resume from a book to get her job. And I am jealous because I didn't think of it first.

I could write a list of 3000 things that suck..... well not really but I am sure there is 3000 things out there that suck.