World's Worst Joke

As a token gesture to the writer's strike I offer the World's Worst Joke

A priest a rabbi and a minister were invited to a television studio. They were ushered into a room and told to make themselves comfortable. The priest immediately took the couch and sprawled out. The rabbi took of his hat and put it on the chair and sat on it. The minister looked and asked them if he could have their vote> The rabbi asked him why he was asking for their vote when they were told to make themselves comfortable. The minister looked at him and said, I can't make myself comfortable without letting people know who I am. Can I have your vote? The rabbi said sure.

The minister went and sprawled on the floor next to the rabbi. He looked at him and asked may I use your hat? The rabbit reached underneath himself and pulled out his hat and gave it to the minister. The minister put the hat under his head and made himself comfortable.

Immediately some prop men came into the room. They took the couch out and came back in. They took the chair out and came back in. Then they went and kicked the minister, What are you doing here? They asked?

The minister looked up and said, What am I doing here? I am here with my good friends the priest and the rabbi. We were told to make ourselves comfortable.

The prop men said, You aren't going to make monkies out of us. You are here by yourself.

The minister looked and indeed he was by himself! He said, the priest was on the couch and the rabbi was on the chair.

We took the couch out and the chair out and put it on the bonfire in the back. Get out of here!

The minister got up slowly, picked up the rabbi's hat and gave it to the prop men. Here, he said, you forgot that.