Worst 10 Horror Movies

Horrible B Movie Plots

Katherine Zuniga
Horror Films strive to bring out emotions of fear, panic and give its viewers a roller coaster ride of thrill. But what Happens when you get a poor story line ,bad acting and Bad visual effects?. You just get a bad horror that makes you feel let down and a feeling that you wasted your time. B movies there is actually two types a good B and a bad B movie. A good B movie sometimes can turn into a cult classic but some you just wish you can flush. Since This is 10 worst Horror for me I will focus on though so lets begin...

1.Bachelor Party in The Bungalow of The Damned. -2008
Its about 4 friends they get together to spend a weekend at the Hampton's "To Golf" for their friends bachelor party. The house that their staying belongs to one of the guys with them, so their getting settled when 3 Goth/dominatrix strippers Arrive at the front door. You have a bunch of guys, bad acting ,booze and up to now your just not sure why you are watching. This movie is slow the first half and the second half doesn't get any better .The visuals effects are just bad and kooky. It ends up being a Vampire Movie and the girls vampire hell demons. A night of fighting, and knowing whoever made this movie had no plan. Deaths are theatrical and head vampire was made by shaming someone???? Head vampire is not even a vampire??? So yes This movie is bad.... Its damned as the worst Horror movie.

2.Jack-O -1995
This movie starts with a boy and a creepy middle aged man telling the story of Jack O . The movie was from 1995 so I was like OK it might have some potential yes.. to be bad. Its gives you the history in many of the flash backs. But has very poor acting a lot of over dramatics. Hidden layers like the kids baby sitter who is blatantly hitting on the father. The dad who seems too friendly with the ladies. The neighbor who acts like he could be the pedophile next door harsh but true. They try and put some nudity in it .I guess they thought that would save it .Not sure if who ever wrote the plot could sense these undertones even the babysitter and the witch who like boys its just a lot of inappropriate tones that have nothing to do with the story plot this movie left me feeling uncomfortable.

3.Equinox - 1970
There is so much going on in this film. 4 teenage boys that find them self on a quest for truth , framed scientist a Invisible Barrier Between Good and evil psychedelic camera moves and angles. Fight between good and evil for their souls . Defies logic yes cause it makes no scene or beliefs cause I cant believe I sat threw this. They Just switch so much from zombie, asylum, king Kong or Godzilla looking monsters. If this makes no sense then now you understand how the movie felt . L o l But if you are looking for a movie to riff this one is good at being bad I would think for the time ... bad acid trip.

4.Zombie War -2006
This movie starts off in narration of how the zombie war Happened and goes into a series of camera craziness shots to try and brainwash us to believe its good. The zombies have Horrible makeup and grunting and biting yep that sums the zombies. So the movie basically shows how there is no civilization no more it's a military life based existence those that have survive train to defend. Zombie take people and breed them like cattle so they have food supply. A group of renegades find some slaves and rescue them two brothers one falls for one of the girls their were certain points in the movie that were watch able but it was very drawn out nothing really nothing scary happens has a little twist but then dries up.

5. Dead Moon Rising
It Starts off with static mass panic on, talk of fallout shelters. Its starts off looking like a mini documentary a debate on what caused the military experiment terrorist or fanatics. The plot develops in a cheap car rental place called Cheapskate rentals. Where the employees Jim ,Bob and Nick are so overly involved in their conversation that they don't notice mass hysteria until a living dead is in their rental place. Reminded me for a sec in Shawn of the Dead. But without being funny or scary.

6. Wicker man - 2006
A remake of the 1973 movie with the only difference that in this one They make Nicolas cage look for a girl who is his ex fiance daughter when he goes to the place she was raised looking for clues he finds himself. A odd community filled with secrets. When he finds the girl he is convinced she will be used in a sacrifice of some sort in that community until he finds out she is his Daughter and who is the Wicker man. It was given more suspense then what it was worth and was slow, yes creepy but I was left like 'are you kidding me' yes I watched this.

7.Lost Boys: The Tribe - 2008
I was a lost Boy fan and still am , I was very much let down that's why this movie is going into my worst Horror movie list. I believe their was more than enough time to have mad a awesome movie and it just left me feeling letdown. One high light was Kiefer Sutherlands younger Brother although the plot wasn't good. Parents die brother and sister go to live with a quirky aunt. Brother a former surfer who finds out what happened to one well known surfer who left the sun, could have been so much more. Corey Feldman also stars at this but it was not enough to make it into The lost boys again.

8.The Happening - 2008
When strange events start Happening In Central Park soon to follow .It is found out its happening threw out the USA . Is it a disease? A science teacher who theory of disappearing bee's start making sense. People aren't quiet sure how is it contagious but it drives people to kill them self or others. Science teacher mark Walberg in the mist of it trying to find out if his marriage can be fixed. While I was watching the movie I thought of the Cell Stephen king and I wished it would have been a story plot more like that and not Natures selection. John Leguizamo did a good job but the movie lacked , scare factor.

9. Jack Brooks : Monster Slayer - 2007
Jack Taylor suffers from Anger Issues after watching his family murder. Now a plumber on the side and a student at night . This brings him into this journey his teacher Robert Englund. Buys a old house for cheap and finds that things that are buried find a way of coming back. The gore was their and the monsters but not enough action in this plot it passes but is not a good nerve thriller. Our Freddy Krueger should of gave them a walk on Elm street.

10. Toxic Avenger
Local Health club worker is not a geek he makes a whole new level that's its hard to feel bad for him. He is targeted by club members and because of a intentional accident he is transformed into a huge toxic body builder .He even finds love showing that sometimes true love is really blind. He becomes a crime fighter hero .The acting was Toxic and the plot was bad. A lot of racism not sure if intentional or just part of the times. Just watched to see why was it a cult classic I am thinking pizza and a keg probably made it better for most cause it deserved to stay in the Dumpster.

So this is my 10 worst movies although there are many more that sadden me day to day and really make me miss great Classics and wish true horror movies would rise up again from the dead.

Published by Katherine Zuniga

Born in Yonkers NY, mother of two, has a license as an artisan in Candle making, currently studying Comprehensive art to be able to add on to her Artisan License, Has worked for Special Communities and the I...  View profile

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