Worst Baby Name Trends: Boys

When it comes to current naming trends for children, it seems like anything goes. While some creative names are fun and unique, some are absolutely perplexing. During my brief time working as a studio photographer I encountered some truly odd names, and saw some definite naming trends. Here are some of the worst.

Creative Spellings

There's nothing wrong with a little creativity when naming your son, but try to consider the practicality of the name as well. If you name your son "Rian" instead of "Ryan," be prepared to continually correct those people who call him "Rain" because it will happen. A lot.

Also, keep in mind that inserting an X where there is normally a CKS is not really all that edgy anymore. Sure, if you like that spelling go for it, but if you think it's unique you'll be disappointed. I've seen many more "Jaxon's" that "Jackson's".

Fictional Characters

When it comes to naming a child after a fictional character, a lot of care must be taken. Consider how meaningful the character actually is to you. Is it a passing fad that you'll be completely over in a few years? If yes, then naming your son after a character is a really bad idea. Also consider how easily identifiable the character's name is. If you are a Harry Potter fan and absolutely must name your son after the series, consider "Harry," "Ronald," or "James" instead of "Severus," "Albus," or "Remus". Not only will little "Remus" be bullied nonstop, he'll also never be able to read the series without breaking into uncontrollable sobs.

Occupations and Traits

Everyone envisions certain things for their children, but it's usually best to let them develop their own traits instead of naming them for what you'd like them to become. Naming your child after a trait or occupation is destined to backfire in hilariously cruel ways. "Hunter" may well become a vegan, "Drummer" may lack rhythm completely, "Gunner" will probably be a pacifist, and "Maverick" might just be a staunch conformist.

Famous Last Names

Some names work equally well as first and last names. "Parker," "Dylan," and "Brady" immediately spring to mind as last names which make fine first names. Some just don't though. Naming your son "Manning" after a Superbowl win just means he'll grow up to resent football. Though "Dylan" is fine, you may think twice about naming your little one "Jagger," "Hendrix," or "Plant". And I know money won't buy me love, but I wouldn't mind having a dollar for every little "Lennon," "McCartney," and "Harrison" I've seen (surprisingly few male "Starr's", though).

Places

Place names can often make for interesting and unique boys' names. Naming a child after a place that means a lot to you can be very special, within limits. Nothing wrong with "Brighton" or "Sydney", but "Flagstaff" and "Bangkok" will probably not be on good terms with their parents.

You can check out the worst trends in girls' names here.