Would You Watch a Tiger Woods Sex Tape?

Now that fourteen women have admitted to having sex with Tiger Woods, it's only a matter of time before a sex tape involving Tiger Woods gets released. Apparently, you can't be a celebrity and have an affair in Hollywood or Las Vegas without having a producer in your bedroom. The likeliness of a sex tape grows greater ever day considering the caliber of women he's allegedly slept with, and the hoards of women who are sure to step forward in the coming weeks.

Nearly all of Tiger's mistresses are the stereotypical blonde-haired, fake-boobed, Vegas cocktail waitress type. Adding a mistresses seven and eleven, porn stars Holly Sampson and Joslyn James to the mix adds to the possibility of a looming sex tape. At least one of his girlfriends saved hundreds of texts and bragged about her relationship to co-workers, so naked cell phone pictures are also an unfortunate possibility.

Throughout the years, Tiger Woods was labeled as a goodie-goodie all-American guy, and over the past few days, more than a few DJs have joked about how they assumed Tiger was a virgin before he got married thanks to his control freak of a father. While most of America equated Tiger to apple pie, it's well known that married celebrities (and regular Joes too, let's not kid ourselves) who frequently travel tend to keep a lady in every city. It seems Tiger was not immune to this affliction. Apparently, he isn't as smart as he looks either.

Tiger has a type. Almost all of his mistresses look alike, and so far, most have a tendency to want to flaunt their affair with Tiger to the public with little to no remorse. Jaimee Grubbs is a perfect example of Tiger's fatal flaw. TMZ reported that Jaimee played Tiger's pathetic voicemail for her co-workers. In this voicemail, Tiger begs Jaimee to delete her name from her voicemail greeting, and set it to the default system phone number, all because his wife was getting suspicious. Now Ms. Grubbs is hitting up paparazzi hot spots in Hollywood, milking any fame she can get out of this. Did I mention she was also on VH1's reality TV show "Tool Academy"? Did Tiger really think a class act like this would keep her mouth shut?

People like Jaimee are too immature to handle an affair of this nature, and unfortunately, girls like Jaimee are turning out to be par for Tiger's course. While it's unlikely Jaimee would have taped their sexual escapades (she would have blabbed about it already), I bet somewhere out there is the tape that tabloids would love to have in their hot little hands.
If a sex tape of Tiger Woods gets loose, it won't be available for very long. Tiger is focused on maintaining what little good reputation he has left, and anyone disseminating such a video will undoubtedly hear from his lawyers with the quickness, but the question remains: Would you want to see a sex tape of Tiger Woods? My answer is no, thank you.