Wrestlemania 23 - Donald Trump Vs Vince McMahon

In one of the more bizarre wrestling events, Vince McMahon, the creator of Wrestlemania was facing off against Donald Trump under the title of Battle of the Billionaires: Hair Vs Hair. The loser of the match would have his head shaved on live television.

Trying to figure out what would happen during the match was difficult. It seemed obvious that Donald Trump would not shave his head, but then again, he is a weird character and who knows what he is thinking. Outside of his television shows he is a businessman, so it would be a little strange if he would make that drastic of a style change as part of a wrestling match. Vince McMahon, on the other hand, will do a lot for the entertainment value. If anyone would be visiting the hair stylist this match, it would most likely be Vince, but if Vince did lose the match he would be able to find a way out of actually shaving his head. The odds on the outcome before the match were on Vince McMahon losing, and weaseling his way out of actually cutting his hair.

The match ended up not being a real match of Vince McMahon wrestling Donald Trump. Each billionaire chose a professional wrestler, and the wrestlers would wrestle. The person who chose the losing wrestler would lose the match, and thus have his hair shaved.

The event began dramatically as a mechanically driven portable barber shop made its way to the ring complete with barber chair, barber pole, and an accessory tray filled with scissors and other tools. That entrance was followed by Vince McMahon in a blue pinstriped suit and his wrestler, a huge Samoan and Intercontenental Champion named Umaga. Donald Trump in a dark blue suit made his way to the ring in a rain storm of $100 bills. Trump's wrestler, ECW Champion and former US Army Sergeant Bobby Lashley, was the next man down to the ring. And finally, the Special Guest Referee, Stone Cold Steve Austin, made his way to the ring.

As the match proceeded, Shane McMahon came out to watch his dad's match from ringside. At one point, Stone Cold Steve Austin placed a finger in Umaga's eye while trying to pull Umaga off of Lashley which enraged Shane. Shane jumped into the ring and started arguing with Austin which gave Umaga the chance to knock Stone Cold Steve out cold.

With the referee out of the match, Vince took a trash can and held it over Lashley's head in the back left corner of the ring. Shane stood on the top rope on the back right side of the ring and jumped across the entire ring kicking the trash can into Lashley's face.

Stone Cold Steve came to only to find Shane dressed as a referee and was about to declare Umaga the winner. Steve takes Shane out of the ring and knocked him out, while Donald Trump tackles Vince McMahon and gets in a few right hands to his head. Steve got back into the ring and gave Umaga the Stone Cold Stunner. Lashley covered Umaga, and Stone Cold Steve Austin counted to three declaring Lashley and Donald Trump the winners.

Shane tried to get his dad out of the ring before the barber shop could be set up, but Austin stepped in and started pounding on Shane. Vince could care less what was happening to his son and tried to crawl away only to be spotted by Lashley just feet from the backstage curtain. Lashley sprinted down the aisle and picked up McMahon like a sack of potatoes and carried him back to the ring where he was greeted with a Stone Cold Stunner.

Knocked out, Vince was strapped into the portable barber shop, which was now in the ring. Trump and Lashley used electric clippers to remove Vince's hair despite the screams of "Don't do this to me!" from his mouth. After the clippers have done their job, the two cover his head in shaving cream and finish the job with razors. Lashley showed McMahon a mirror so he could admire their work and he flipped out so much he fell over in his chair. Vince heads off crying towards the backstage area while Austin, Lashley, and Trump enjoy a nice cold beer. Austin surprisingly gave Trump the Stone Cold Stunner and left the stage.

Overall it was a great fight. It was a surprise to see Vince actually have his head shaved. Trump proved he is a great fighter by tackling Vince McMahon and taking a Stone Cold Stunner like a seasoned veteran. This might lead to a new career for Trump.