Writers Block: Yeah, I Got Nothing

Writers Block, yeah i got nothing! Anyone who picks up a writing instrument and something to write on is going to know exactly what I'm talking about. What's the worst part about this topic, is that I've even gone through writers block trying to write about writers block!

Writers Block is a gateway drug leading into other bad habits.I'm talking about procrastinating, like when you try to type but your screen saver keeps popping up. I sit and I sit, stare,sit,and I'll stare into what I'm sitting into.Nothing, even try to do stand up while sitting down. Nothing! I wish every time I'm able to write people would realize how gifted I am and like Christmas Trees hope for my presence to be felt.

Instead of negative thoughts I wish that my words with deal with more positivity than an aids clinic. I wish that my words would be considered so dope, that I would be able to glue 'crack heads' back together. Normally when I brainstorm I take up a second job building arks and life guarding for midgets, since i tend to flood notebooks with ink when I'm able to write. Nothing still! Expressions assorted into variant puzzles, cause expressions don't seem to fit in. Nothing could be equivalent to 90* angle, but nothing still couldn't seem to be right. Acute or even Obtuse.

Misplaced my vocab so now I'm speechless.My intellect gets rejected like Cuban Exports. Trying to come up with editorials but still wouldn't make headlines with a Puerto Rican barber.Words get clogged like arteries on heart attact victims.Mentally fit for a marathon since writing blocks have now turned into miles, due to the fact that I be running out of ideas. I struggle to make words come together even if they were unibrows. Going through writing blocks like undercover cops and graffiti blasters, still nothing!

I'm anorexic when it comes to food for thought, some say that eating ignites ideas, but I Have yet to catch on fire.Addictive like drugs, mental road blocks. Cops searching vehicles for my addiction I'm digging within myself for words.Glancing at a blank page and i have to compose 400 word composition, can't even come up with a Haiku:
Frea--king wri--ters block
Ev--en bara--ca--des my sy--llabllllllesss
See--what--I'm say--ing

Writers Block constipated writing from disconnected brain signals, paralyzed wrists with invisible handcuffs arresting your terms.It's obvious you have writers blocks when you stare at your blank sheet of paper and realize your looseleaf carries more lines than you. Writers Block an obstacle try to explain,many can't put into words, well i just did literally and figuratively. So back to where i started. I have nothing. wait what was my topic again?