Writers Guild Strike Scenarios

Imagine if the Writers Guild of America strike continues and they just pull in average Joe's & Jane's off the street to write episodes for our favorite shows?

This is what it might be like;

Steve Carell in a unanimous decision will be written out of future episodes of 'the Office' he will inform staff he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from "enlarged balls." I can't wait to try this one at work.....

'House' will get a new character called "Dr. Doom & Gloom" who will be twice the sourpuss Dr. Gregory House is. Often telling patients they'll only have 6 months to live after they're examined & found to have a common cold.

'Desperate Housewives' stars will find their characters having multiple orgies with each other & will be murdering/suiciding each other & themselves off one character at a time until there are none. The show will then consist of three weeks of static until it is taken off the air.

The final episode of 'Lost' will be written by Polish & German street performers who will give a very interesting take on what it really means to be 'Lost', the fact that the survivors of 'Lost' will be found! ...On a tiny island 5 miles off shore of Tasmania. Segue to a horrendous polka musical version of the entire series of Lost that will be re-enacted in 30 seconds followed by a tedious three hour recap of this episode.

Late Night shows like 'Conan', 'the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno' and others after experiencing empty audiences will eventually be written by homeless persons handpicked off the streets of L.A. who despite being drunk, strung out on drugs or in some cases criminally insane will condense the shows with the same scripts. They will tell the same jokes, have the same skits & even the same guests in some cases broadcasting unknowns via webcam in N.Y. to shows in L.A. and vice versa yes none of it will make sense with the likes of Leno/Conan/Kimmel's opening lines...."Why did the chicken cross the road?" or "Yo momma so ugly" jokes and what not.

'Heros' will turn into a pornographic version where all characters on the show use their powers to get "jiggy with it". The catch phrase "Save the cheerleader, save the world" will be replaced by "Screw the cheerleader, screw everyone & everything in sight", of course certain sectors of the general public will be intrigued by this turn of events and will actually tune in, making 'Heros' a once again never ending go nowhere popular series.

The 'Daily Show' will be written only once a month thus becoming 'The Monthly Show'...

'Battlestar Galactica' will start featuring characters & re-enacting scenes from 'Star Wars', 'Star Trek', and in some cases 'Doctor Who'. The Wookies will destroy the Cylons and the Klingons will kill everyone.

And so on and so on.

Or maybe we'll all just be stuck watching Knightrider & Walker: Texas Ranger reruns?

Comic Billy Eichner talks to people on the street about the ongoing writers strike.