X-Rated Movie and the Lonely Widows
Very particular about what they see
Wanted to watch a movie one day
Refreshments ready, they pressed play.
A nephew left one of his movies in
The ladies all cringed, when it began.
Gasping at what they saw on the screen,
"My God, what is this?" they screamed.
Recalling later of their terrible situation,
In unison they ranted humiliation.
They raved of filthy states of undress
They seethed of sin and untidiness.
The obscenity overwhelmed them so
And they were quick to let us know.
The sinful actions before their eyes
Left these sisters traumatized!
It was certain, these ladies were sore
They had never seen such sights before.
We heard this story from all of them
And how it never should have been
The ladies explained it all to me
Complaints and protests in unity.
One said, "What they're saying is true,
It didn't get any better, all the way through!"
Published by Faye Fairley
I was born a long time ago into a large family which got larger. I have been a lot of places, and done a lot of things. Currently, I am a work at home seamstress working for a large show choir costume prov... View profile
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Those types of movies rarely have a plot, and when they do it's usually bad and horribly corny - so I am told of course :)
Ha ha ha I wonder how many get the point at the end that they sat and watched the entire movie. They obviously enjoyed it. lol
I was waitin' for this to show up in print!!!! I'm lovin' it.
lol, excellent :))
WHAT A HOOT.....I know just how they felt...OMG....When I get those terrible email links from strangers...I'm beginning to wonder how many BLOCKS I have left.
Talk about shock movies. I bet they never forgot that experience. :-)
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So funny!! Great job again Faye :D
Watched it till the end, then? LOL!