"Year One" Quotes - the Funniest Quotes from Year One

After recently seeing the movie "Year One" in theaters, I was amazed at how well Michael Cera and Jack Black worked together to create such a humorous yet deep movie. Not only was "Year One" hilarious, I think it was one of Jack Black's best movies ever. Jack Black plays a hunter named Zed that is terrible at hunting. After eating forbidden fruit, he and "Oh", a gatherer who is played by Michael Cera, must fend for themselves.

After they discover that there is life outside of their village, they run into Cane and Abel, who get into a fight until Cain eventually kills Abel. Shortly after running off with Cain, they discover that their crushes from their old village have been sold into slavery. Now Zed and Oh go through everything to try to save their wannabe lovers. I'll let you find out the rest for yourself.

Along with every other comedic movie, the key to all of the laughter is in the quotes. Here are some of the best quotes from Year One.

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

(a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand)
Oh: Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.

[Zed has eaten an apple from the 'Tree of Knowledge']
Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something?
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question.
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!

Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?
Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]
Oh: I feel like a bird!

Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

Oh: [Oh and Eema come back out after having sex] She's not a virgin anymore.
Eema: He's not a virgin either.
Oh: I saved a life with my love making.

[Oh is shackled to the wall upside down, relieving himself, Zed is shackled right side up]
Zed: I'm peeing on my face too...on the inside.

Year One Quotes - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1045778/quotes