Yellow Mustard Stains: Eew

Dessy  Brown
Do you guys know or remember when your kids were infants and babies they had a certain kind of smell to their poop? Well, my oldest son was...it's so ridiculously funny and weird it's...well, anyway, I was changing his diaper, and just for the record this happened twice, so I was changing his diaper and I knew he had pooped because you can always tell by the smell and I knew just what type he did by the smell, my mistake was thinking he was finished.

Okay, so I have the new diaper ready and the wipes, I pull the other open and it's this yellow mustardy looking stuff and it was also soft, and I forgot to mention I was changing him over my lap. I reach for the other diaper and he starts to poop again, this time it shoots out like mushy liquid straight across my lap, my bed and the floor. Lol. I had heard of it before but DAMN. Please tell me what the hell was he being fed when I wasn't looking. That just wasn't natural. Then it happened through his diaper on another occasion and it got all over my favorite Levi jeans, you can just imagine how upset and I was but it was funny at the same time.

Published by Dessy Brown

An accounting major, wife and mother of 2 who is very gifted in writing and looking for a way to get the creative juices flowing.  View profile

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