Yes You Really Need More Video Games so Just Sell Everything

Do you have a dilemma every two weeks with not having enough allowance or paycheck to buy all those cool new video games that are on the bestseller list every week? Your friends have them all, so why can't you?

There's always ways to cut back on expenses so you have more money to buy computer and video games. Here are some tips and tricks so you can buy that cool new Nintendo or computer game today.

1. Stop eating.

2. Stop car payments.

3. Stop paying rent/mortgage.

4. Stop paying insurance.

5. There is such a thing as a free lunch - call your friends!

6. Hitchhike to work.

7. Don't go anywhere.

8. Don't answer the phone, it might be creditors.

9. Stop paying Visa/Mastercard bills.

10. Furnish home with castoffs.

11. Eat at soup kitchens.

12. Steal toilet paper from work.

13. Run an extension cord to the outer hallway outlet if you live in an apartment building.

14. Splice into neighbour's cable.

15. Pimp out hubby.

16. Steal stuff like staplers from work and auction off on online auction sites.

17. Eat your co-workers' lunches from the fridge.

18. Call long distance from work.

19. Speak a foreign language when the creditors call again.

20. Take out your neighbour's laundry in the laundry room and put your own in, before they notice!

21. Ask your neighbor for sugar, then go back the next day and ask for flour, the next day ask for potatoes, and the next day ask for hamburger.

22. Butter, the new hand lotion.

23. Grease pans with butter wrappers.

24. Use lard as cold cream.

25. Let dog/cat clean dishes.

26. Let dog clean floor, save on Lysol

27. Save on cat food by letting cat eat right off your plate.

28. Check trash for cans, fight off homeless!

29. Ask homeless for spare change.

30. Top Ramen festive holiday meals,

31. Pick vegetables from your neighbor's yard.

32. Pick your own food from city parks.

33. Grab that croissant off the outdoor table at Starbucks and run!

34. Burn your furniture in the fireplace.

35. Wash dishes with bubblebath,

36. Wash hair with bubblebath.

37. Use coffee filters as baby wipes.

38. Wash floor with balsalmic vinegar if the dog didn't do a good job.

39. Serve balsalmic vinegar in wine glasses to guest if you run out of wine.

40. Coat twigs with spices and serve to guests.

41. Garbage bags, the new kinky bed sheets.

42. Stop wearing underwear, cut laundry in half!

43. Steal paper towels from work.

44. Make your own paper from flyers.

45. Make curtains into a gown for the company Christmas party.

46. Snip up your clothes and make doll clothes to sell on online auction sites.

47. Pay your Mastercard with your Visa and Vice Versa, pay rent with credit cards.

48. Steal your neighbour's newspaper.

49. Sell off everything not directly related to your computer or game system.

50. Sell off the games you are totally bored with. Gasp!