You Can Call Me "L"

MSNBC Needs Shortened as Well

Tommy Hayfield
Lawrence--I'd call myself Larry--
has an unwieldy name so I'll shorten

His "rance" in his name is his source
of rantin' and ravin'--that appendage I'll abort

It's getting manageable now--
his name is now Larry...his nice suit is screaming
NOOOOO!

But I insist on removing the "ry"--
no more wry observations

We now have Lar here--
"ar" you sure you need the scrutiny
of your favorite first word?

Are you sure you won't be nicer
without the beginning of an
INTERROGATION?

We have "L" sitting here now--
short on decorations...

He has "W" for company
and Mr. T one would think...

"W" likes his spartan appellation,

but Mr. T curiously needs bling
for his desired reputation.

Published by Tommy Hayfield

Entertainment is my focus now with me churning out a lot of funny material in the form of poems and poems with prosaic content fully integrated...I have recently begun to explore the viability of YouTube as...  View profile

To comment, please sign in to your Yahoo! account, or sign up for a new account.