You Copy That?

I feel great when I copy an article or blog,
Especially a good one because it makes me the top dog,

Copying great articles shows I have good taste,
After all, it takes nothing for me to copy and paste,

I cover my tracks by answering back like a stock trader,
But I can't escape my brain of a third grader,

In fact, when answering I write: ur a retard!
I don't understand why I never had a good report card,

I truly don't know the meaning of how to plagiarize,
There is nothing wrong with posting in disguise,

I do have originality, creativity, and can write on my own,
I know I am good, and I am not a cheap bottle of cologne,

They accuse me of copying because I don't have a source,
But I enjoy doing that and I have no remorse,

Plagiarizing is the way to go, and it is so easy,
After publishing a copy, I don't feel a bit queezy,

I posted articles and blogs on many sites and got banned,
It was just a few copied articles, I don't understand?

When I think, my mind is gone, and my brain is hazy,
No wonder everyone thinks that I am so freakin' lazy,

I can be a journalist, but copying doesn't pay,
Maybe I can find a job to make money stalking my prey,

Defending myself is something I can't combat,
Plagiarism is cool, do you copy that?