You Know America is Doomed When....

Have you ever been in that mental state where you want to go back to bed, pull the covers over your head, because you have that overwhelming feeling that, "WE ARE DOOMED?" Just how do you know when the collective masses of Western Civilization have reached the point when the appellation, "WE ARE DOOMED" is applicable? Let me suggest a few ways of knowing:

You know "WE ARE DOOMED" when:

1. Nancy Pelosi appoints to head the House Intel Committee someone who cannot tell a reporter in an interview the difference between the Sunni and the Shia and into which camp the Al Qaeda fell. I mean, shouldn't this guy, Silvestre Reyes know this? Pelosi would not appoint Jane Harman, highly qualified, because Pelosi doesn't like her.
   
2. The president of Iran claims most vehemently that the Holocaust did not happen and yet, he wants to finish the job the Nazis failed to complete-wipe Israel off the map. Then, we have Americans, like David Duke, in Iran at the "Oh-My-The-World-Made-Up-The-Whole-Holocaust-Thing" Conference agreeing with the president of Iran.
   
3. Someone in England was forced to remove her "Winnie the Pooh and Piglet" tissue box from plain sight in the workplace because it offended a Muslim and was claimed to be "intolerant". (Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why we are empowering the Muslims so as to control the lives of everyone else?) It was claimed that Piglet is a "pig-related item". (Will someone please explain this one to me?)
   
4. A soccer fan was beaten senseless and nearly to death by a group of Muslims for wearing a t-shirt that had the Swedish flag that has a cross on it. His shirt, it is said, provoked emotions. My God in heaven!
   
5. A Florida woman shoots an alligator that entered her house, attacked her dog, then I am sure would have attacked her after it ate the dog. She was fined. (Wouldn't you like to meet the ding-dong who wrote the citation?)
   
6. Now, get this: The Danish government actually pays whores to service the handicapped.
   
7. The Greeks are attributing the 25 % increase in their Gross Domestic Product to prostitution and money laundering.
   
8. The nation's largest private liberal arts university, Bucknell, founded in 1846, had a "celebration of whore culture," where a woman stripped on a trapeze. (There you go: American higher education at its best!)

I could be wrong but isn't this enough to make a grown man cry? Are these eight items enough to make you wonder just what is going on in the world?

Can you say with me:

WE ARE DOOMED?