You Know You Should Just Go Back to Bed When.

Ebie Harris
Have you ever just had a bad day? You know when you just want to crawl back into bed or fall into a deep dark hole never to be heard from again.

10 Signs that you should just turn around and head back to bed and try again tomorrow:

The dog tries to race you out your bedroom door and inevitably knocks you down the stairs.

You get up thinking it is 6am, but you realize with your new black out blinds that it is really 1:30 in the afternoon.

Your in a hurry and while brushing your teeth you get a big glob of tooth paste on your suit. Yes, you can wipe it off now but you know it will show up again later in the day.

Your running around work and you finally have the chance to meet the big boss. You yell, "Good morning, Mr. Hayes" across the room. Everyone stares at you followed by complete silence. Then you realize his name is Mr. Taylor. Where the heck did you get Mr. Hayes from anyways?

You have 32 missed calls from your mother stating that your cousin will be in town this evening and she wants you to show him around. Yes, this is the same cousin that eats glue and collects action hero figurines.

Your outside grabbing the morning paper and the neighbors dog mistakes you as a tree.

You grab your spray deodorant and when it is too late realize it was really Lysol.

You trip over your son's remote control car and slide across the hardwood floors; enough said.

Your trying to finish up last minute paper work for a dead line at work and the dog keeps dropping their ball at your feet. You throw it and he comes right back, you hide it from him and he flips the couch to get it, you put it on top of the refrigerator. All right you asked for the last one.

The day is almost over so you decide to purchase yourself that well deserved cup of Starbucks coffee. You leave it unattended for a moment and your puppy decides that it is his new favorite chew toy. You miss out on your coffee and now you get to wash caramel frappuccino mix out of his fur.

Published by Ebie Harris

Mother of two sweet little monster boys under the age of 3. Ebie has always had a passion for writing and is currently working on a humorous book about surviving the first years of parenthood. Ebie is als...  View profile

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  • R.C. Johnson4/1/2010

    Lots of big "oops" here. Some extra sleep would probably help!

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