You Might Have an AC Compulsion If ...

Well, I just noticed that my clout level has been upgraded to a 2. I realize that I'm a little fish, but nevertheless, it's been fun thus far. Even if AC doesn't bring me fame and glory, I'm having a heck of a time. In celebration of this milestone, I've created a list I entitle "You might have a AC compulsion if..."

You might have an AC compulsion if you know what AC actually stands for.

You might have an AC compulsion if you've ever bought an AC/DC t-shirt for the sheer purpose of placing an Associated Content sticker over the "AC" for a photo op.

You might have an AC compulsion if you drive around town looking for strange, visible places to place an AC sticker.

You might have an AC compulsion if you drive around town just looking for unusual things to write about.

You might have an AC compulsion if you gotta check your page views before your gotta have your coffee in the morning.

You might have an AC compulsion if you carry around a little notepad or PDA for the sole purpose of jotting down ideas for content.

You might have an AC compulsion if you keep that same little notepad or PDA at bedside in case you dream something content worthy.

You might have an AC compulsion if you put a little more effort into school assignments so they can be doubled up as AC content.

You might have an AC compulsion if you've ever began a sentence with "I'm a freelance writer..."

You might have an AC compulsion if the words "Reply from Associated Content" in the subject of an e-mail cause you to snap pencils in half.

You might have an AC compulsion if you actually know how to check how many words are in a Word document.

You might have an AC compulsion if you finally confess that your Play Boy subscription really isn't about the articles-it's about the content.

You might have an AC compulsion if your "top ten reasons" list morphs into a "You might be a" list simply because you need more then 10 points to reach a 400 word count!

You might have an AC compulsion if you've ever taken your family out to dinner simply because you are now a "2" on a scale of "10."