You Might Be an Aspie If

You might be an Aspie if:

You remember school as something that you wanted to go to.
Then when you arrived, the other students called you a "know it all."
Which, typically, your teacher said you did - actually you know it all way before the other students.
You spent a lot of time playing with educational toys instead of "boring" toys.
Or
You created a whole storyline for the "boring toys" to make it more interesting.
Given the choice, you preferred animals to people.
Given the choice, you played with logic blocks for hours - or drew them - or etc.
You thought the other kids were aliens. - the truth of course, is that YOU were the alien.

You might be an Aspie if:

You felt inclined to wear certain things.
You prefer to be in those types of clothes - even if it is not in fashion.
After all, who cares about fashion?!
You spent a lot of time screaming as a child because things just "bugged you."
You developed a reputation for being a "holy terror" - or some derivative there-of.
You loved music or numbers etc.
Hours were "wasted" on this.
You of course, didn't care - or even notice.

You might be an Aspie if:

You hate light and anything noisy or chaotic.
Your ideal place is nature - or a closed space - or an open space - or whatever your "thing" is.
When you weren't screaming as a child, you didn't need others to play with.
You loved to play alone.
That playtime was usually spent on numbers or music or science or reading veraciously for hours on end.
You finished at least one subject in school YEARS before the other kids.
(Mine was Reading and Music)
You always cringe when somebody says something incorrectly.
This leads to social consequences - for which - you WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!

You might be an Aspie if:

You were more adult than child when you were a child.
You HATE dating.
You see relationships as requirements for which you really do not have any interest in.
Still, you know that you should logically understand that one day.
This is a stress point for which you must get away from people over.
Which leads to more stress, etc, etc, etc....
People think your eyes are STUNNING!
Which - Makes - You - Very - Uncomfortable.. as you quickly exit the room. Whew!

You might be an Aspie if:

Math is your favorite thing of all.
It just rocks!
Even if you can't add 2 and 2.
This amuses you.
You giggle a lot to yourself.
Dance came naturally.
But coordination never did.
Neither did parties - which makes you shudder!

You might be an Aspie if:

You spent copious quantities of time studying new languages, programs etc.
You have been called a geek more than once in life.
You played or composed a song by the age of four.
Or solved the meaning of life...
Or created a new solution to Thermal Dynamic etc....
Incidentally, the Government is watching you - dubiously - or is it cautiously?
After all, intelligence in this quantity is a scary thing - right?
You, in turn, find them amusing and quite - well - odd.

You might be an Aspie if:

You might be an Aspie if, you really just don't care about any of these things.
After all, who cares what other people think.
You have that new math to create - or a song to compose - or a novel to complete.
Then you will most likely happily head over to the computer, or out in nature to learn or contemplate the Universe...ah...now that is your true love.
Your best friend is either
a) Another geek that can tolerate you and you them.
or
b) A pet for which you talk to as though he or she can undoubtably understand.

Sometimes you are just too busy to:
Eat
Sleep
Bathe
Go to work (blasted society and their need for fraking money!)
Finish that sentence or you trip over words - (your mind is way too fast for speech).
You are looking forward to REAL speech to text as it will really help your life - or better yet - thoughts to speech - AND text!

Now, you are off to finish that equation - or program or play...∞

By: Kitty Stevens