You Might Be a Content Producer If...

With a large debt to Jeff Foxworthy, here are some ways to tell if you are a true AC Content Producer.

If you have a file under My Documents specifically for AC articles, you might be a CP.

If the words, "I'll be right there, I'm in the middle of publishing an article!" have ever come out of your mouth, you might be a CP.

If a friend ever tells you something terrible and your first thought is "That would make a great article", you might be a CP.

If you have ever wondered if the words "the" and "a" are included in your word count, you might be a CP.

If you lie in bed at night thinking of article ideas, you might be a CP.

If you have used the same Morguefile picture more than once, you might be a CP.

If you feel a twinge of guilt about calling yourself a freelance writer, you might be a CP.

If you have ever calculated how many articles per day you'd need to write to quit your job, you might be a CP.

If you keep an Excel spreadsheet of your page views, you might be a CP.

If you check your word count more than once while writing, you might be a CP.

If you've ever called someone to let them know that your article made the featured content page, you might be a CP.

If you've ever gone on someone else's computer to vote for your own article, you might be a CP.

If you type more words than you speak on any given day, you might be a CP.

If your inbox has more than one email entitled 'Your Content on AC has new Comments', you might be a CP.

If you have ever replaced a pronoun with a keyword even though it doesn't sound quite right, you might be a CP.

If you have ever padded a news story with information you got from Wikipedia, you might be a CP.

If you've ever bugged family and friends to go to one of your articles and vote on it, you might be a CP.

If you joined Digg for the sole purpose of promoting your AC content, you might be a CP.

If you have one or more AC stickers lying around your house, you might be a CP.

If you make an article non-exclusive because you think someone may see it and want to buy it, you might be a CP.

If AC is the first and last website you check on a daily basis, you might be a CP.

If you have ever taken a picture specifically to use in an article, you might be a CP.

If someone says "AC" and the first thing that comes to mind is not an air conditioner, you might be a CP.

If every email you send contains the words "Check out my..." at the end, you might be a CP.

If you have a notepad on your nightstand with one or more article ideas on it, you might be a CP.

And finally, if your blog is color coordinated to match your AC content feed, you might be a CP.