You Might Be Going Through Menopause If...
If more than six times a day, you say "Now what was I doing? -looking for?-saying?, you might be going through menopause.
If your partner asks, "How are you, honey?" and you burst out crying and stay mad at him for the rest of the day, you might be going through menopause.
If you are yelling at your children to "keep it down" and they are reading, you might be going through menopause.
If you consider ramming that car that took your spot, you might be going through menopause.
If all of your clothes are suddenly a size too small, you might be going through menopause.
If the shock of the smaller size of your clothing sends you straight to the freezer and while you're there you grab some ice cream, you might be going through menopause.
If you stand at the refrigerator with the door open and someone else has to remind you of what you want, you might be going through menopause.
If your partner suddenly buys a new motorcycle for quick escapes a few times a day, you might be going through menopause.
If your children seem to be spending more time "out" with their friends, you might be going through menopause.
If your idea of torture is asking that little skinny girl in the cute blouse for the dressing room key, you might be going through menopause.
If you could swear she snickered as she let you in, you might be going through menopause.
If you are suddenly finding the need to shave places you've never shaved before (like your chin), you might be going through menopause.
If your life could be perfect if you didn't have to live with all of these irritating people or work with those jerks or go to church with those other people or share the road with those lousy drivers, you might be going through menopause.
If laughing at a joke reminds you of something else which reminds you of something sad and then you burst out crying while everyone else is still laughing, you might be going through menopause.
If you wish that you could sleep on ice, you might be going through menopause-or global warming.
If you are printing this out to show your girlfriends.......well, you know.
Published by Lisa Plummer
Lisa is mom to Nick and Mike, Stepmom to Emily and married to her soulmate and best friend, Patrick. Lisa is a freelance writer, artist and SoulCollage® Facilitator. Her passion is sharing hope and h... View profile
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2 Comments
Post a Commentmenopause is a roller coaster ride and very scary
feel like i going crazy great reading