You Might Be a Marxist Dictator If.
Humorous Ways to Determine If Someone is Displaying Dictator-like Tendencies
You might be a marxist dictator if...
...You use the term "fair share" in speeches more than 30 times a month
...Your lifelong goal is to transform a flourishing economy into a massive debt-laden society
...You constantly complain about greedy millionaires and billionaires even though you are one of them
...It's easy for you to deny that you sat in a church for 20 years and didn't notice the preacher was "damning" the country over which you rule
...You appoint czars
...Famous people start comparing you to Hitler
...You mention to random plumbers that you think it's good to "spread the wealth around"
...Your significant other and you take separate private jets for lengthy family vacations to the same destination
...You fly your pet on its own separate private jet
...There's no problem in your eyes to take all your friends with you on vacation while your subjects are losing their homes and your country is fighting multiple wars
...When political opponents try to make things right you accuse them of obstructing progress
...Your idea of balancing your kingdom's budget is to tax the rich while increasing your debt
...You abandon your legislative branches, then blame them when nothing gets done
...You announce your candidacy in the home of a notorious bomb-throwing terrorist
...It costs $30,000 to attend one of your fund-raisers, even though part of your perpetual pitch is to demonize wealthy people
...You use the term "fair share" in speeches more than 30 times a month
...Your lifelong goal is to transform a flourishing economy into a massive debt-laden society
...You constantly complain about greedy millionaires and billionaires even though you are one of them
...It's easy for you to deny that you sat in a church for 20 years and didn't notice the preacher was "damning" the country over which you rule
...You appoint czars
...Famous people start comparing you to Hitler
...You mention to random plumbers that you think it's good to "spread the wealth around"
...Your significant other and you take separate private jets for lengthy family vacations to the same destination
...You fly your pet on its own separate private jet
...There's no problem in your eyes to take all your friends with you on vacation while your subjects are losing their homes and your country is fighting multiple wars
...When political opponents try to make things right you accuse them of obstructing progress
...Your idea of balancing your kingdom's budget is to tax the rich while increasing your debt
...You abandon your legislative branches, then blame them when nothing gets done
...You announce your candidacy in the home of a notorious bomb-throwing terrorist
...It costs $30,000 to attend one of your fund-raisers, even though part of your perpetual pitch is to demonize wealthy people
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Published by Christine Lorraine
Christine Lorraine, aka Xtine, has pursued a plethora of performing arts and professional venues. After serving the U.S. Army in Bangkok, Thailand, she authored a handful of novels, penned many creatively pi... View profile
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