You Might Be a Redneck If....,

Mike Hazelwood
You might be a redneck if you can spit tobacco without opening your mouth.

You might be a redneck if you have ever used leaves for toilet tissue.

You might be a redneck if your wife leaves her false teeth in a coffee cup beside the bed.

You might be a redneck if you found your latest music cd at the Goodwill.

Published by Mike Hazelwood

Mike Hazelwood, is a seasoned Freelance writer. He has been writing articles on the Internet for many years. Mike, has written articles for Helium.com, Associatedcontent.com, and CnnIreport.com. Mike Hazelwo...  View profile

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  • Becky Whittemore7/3/2009

    Very funny!

  • Becky Whittemore7/3/2009

    Very funny!

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