You Resolve to Do What??

To run 5 miles everyday in workout clothes at least one size too small; to keep me motivated. -Amy R. Yuma AZ.

I resolve to stop making resolutions because I only get upset because I never keep them. Mary w. Detroit Mi.

To have my husband put a quarter in this big pickle jar everytime he swears. Which will be my vacation shopping money. Michelle J. Harlem N.Y.

To tell my 53 year old mother to stop wearing pants with words across the butt. Tony A. Stuart FL.

To take my family's advice take my toupe out back and shoot it. Richard M. Seattle Wa.

To stop letting/encouraging my grandkids to put Pa Pa's "wig" on the dog. Betty M. Seattle Wa.

To fill my 2 liter Coke bottles with Diet Coke so I will either loose weight or loose the taste for Coke. Kim P. Savannah Ga.

To stop wearing my daughter's clothes. Mary B. Austin TX.

To stop telling my best friend that her weave still looks good after 2 months when it really looks like a frizzy mop. Roxanne T. Columbia SC.

To stop lying about my weight on my driver's license. Brian H. Denver. CO.

To take a dominatrix class. (anonymous)

To install a pole in our game room and pay for pole dancing lessons for my wife. Harold R. Atlanta GA.

To tell my friend not to bellydance for her boyfriend because she has way too much belly. Melissa L. Ypsilanti MI.

People resolve to do so strange things; what are you resolving?