You Are Saying....?

After a wonderful day in my busy work
I went for a little coffee
Then prepare myself to come home
In order to get along with my spouse
But in my surprise in my bedroom,
I find another "me" with my wife

What are you doing?!

Oh! No, honey. It doesn't seem like it seems
Um, I thought you was going to come late.
What do you have to say for yourself?
You should have told me that you'd be late

(Furious) what? Are you messing with my brain?
After what you've done!
Your are saying that I should've told that I'm coming
So you could make your little toy buddy
To leave before I bust you

Don't make me blast you to oblivion
My anger is great!

What kind of woman are you
Giving you everything that you need
And after that, you stab me in the back?
Get out! Get Out!! I don't wanna see you no more.
You are but to me sour

You never had done your job as a woman
Just going off to supermarket with those stupid friends of yours
I don't know what you do over there
But whenever I get home
My table is never ready, and the children are dirty
Then you come back, and there it is what you've said:

"Honey, when are you going to get my girly stuff ready?
I need jewelry, you know. All my friends have it.
You never get me any. I want diamonds. Urgh!!
What kind of husband are you?

You imbecile! "What kind of husband"(mimicking his wife) you ask me?
Huh! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!

I laughed, and laughed.

Well, I should ask you first
What freaking kind of woman are you?
Have I not done anything in my power for you?

I'm doing my part as a fair husband
And what do I get in return?
Um, an unfair lover whose only focus is, I mean, only shopping

Hey mister diamond,
Are you the one taking our wives away?
Or are they crazy about you?
Come over here so I can talk to you
Don't be afraid, it will just hurt a little……..!