You Are Too Pretty to Fly, Too? It's a Plague We Must Suffer

Forced Labor Made Me Aware of Beauty Descrimination

J P Whickson
My heart went out to the sweet young girls that were thrown off Southwest Airlines and banned from any future flights. These poor delicate creatures suffered the pain and anguish that we, the beautiful must endure. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Sweet young Nisreen Swedberg, student at USF and beautiful Sarah Williams her accomplice, er, companion, were treated abominably when they flew the airlines, only to be escorted off by four police officers at the next stop.

The only thing these young ladies did was to be beautiful, and also spew some foul language at another passenger. But then, it couldn't be that!

I, too, have received different treatment because of the way I looked. Once when flying a not to be mentioned airline jumbo jet, a few years back, I happened to wear a sleek blue suit with a straight skirt and fitted jacket. Damn, I looked good. This was the type of airplane that you could walk around on. I got up to stretch my legs and then the discrimination began. I was forced into hard labor.

Not having a frequent fliers title, I was somewhat naive about the workings of the plane and plane courtesy. I knew I looked good, God knows I worked hard enough at it, and did have modeling experience to solidify my belief and for that I spent the flight doing hard labor for free.

As I stretched my legs, one of the other passengers asked me to get them some water. Hey, not a problem. I went up to the stewardess, also dressed in blue and got him a bottle. I guess he was worried that we might hit a bump. On the way back another passenger asked for a pillow. I opened the cabinet above them and handed it to them. It was just plain courteous to do that.

Once I delivered the first bottle more people stopped me. I retrieved an aspirin from my purse for one, more water, a cup of coffee, and several blankets. I was pooped by the end of the flight and realized the airline had trapped me into free labor. It all occurred just because I was beautiful. Okay, later I did realize that my suit looked just very similar to the airline hostess, and perhaps I was being mistaken for one.

Maybe if the young ladies would think for a bit, about their behavior, they too would realize that it wasn't just their beauty, but something more that caused them to be escorted away.

Source: http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=74549

Published by J P Whickson

I was financial planner, stockbroker and insurance representative from 1979 until my retirement in 2007. I taught school and remain permanently licensed, have modeled, and now write. I have several articles...  View profile

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  • Abby Willow11/7/2010

    Ah- the trials of being beautiful...ha ha ha

  • Cathy A Montville2/4/2009

    This is just hysterical...you kill me! Too funny!

  • Tony Vega7/31/2008

    Great read here!

  • Brad Sylvester7/12/2008

    Unfortunately, I've never been too beautiful to be allowed on an airplane, sigh...

  • Mary E. Coe6/28/2008

    LOL! Love this article. A fantastic write.

  • jcorn5/20/2008

    And that comment really dated me too (sigh).

  • jcorn5/20/2008

    Wow,I'd take it as a compliment if I looked good enough to be an airline female attendant or are they still called stewardresses? I just remember the book Coffee, Tea or Me which made it all sound very racy indeed.

  • theBarefoot5/4/2008

    Don't even try to fly if you're wearing a kilt. I could tell you all about it, but there isn't enough space here.

  • Secretsides4/24/2008

    So THAT"'s Why I have never been mistaken for a stewardess! I wasn't wearing the blue suit? geeesh I never knew! haa you are toooo funny, love you

  • Chris M. Carmichael4/3/2008

    LOL I love this

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