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Mary Carol Herwood
Three women who were friends died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at the gate. He said to them: you will be happy here but you must know that we have very strict rules. The most important one is that you must never step on a duck. The woman said that they would certainly be careful.

The next day, the three ladies went out for a walk to see what heaven was like and they liked it very much. All of a sudden a group of ducks walked by and unfortunately one of the women stepped on a duck. She was immediately chained to the ugliest man she had ever seen.

The other two women said that they would be very careful so that they would not step on any ducks. The next day these two women went out for a walk to look around heaven, and lo and behold the second woman stepped on a duck. She was immediately chained to the ugliest man she had ever seen.

The third woman was very despondent, having lost her two best friends, so she decided to take a walk around heaven. All of a sudden a group of ducks walked by and unfortunately she stepped on a duck. Before she knew it, she found herself chained to the handsomest man she had ever seen.

She said to the man "I like this place a lot. I just don't understand the rules they have here." He answered her "I don't either. All I know is I stepped on a duck."

I hope you liked this joke.

Published by Mary Carol Herwood - Featured Contributor in Lifestyle

I am a retired teacher/administrator for the Buffalo School System. I am a widow with 3 grown children and 5 grandchildren. I enjoy traveling, reading, my Book Club, lunch with friends, time with my grandc...  View profile

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