Youporn Burns Up the Internet

Youporn? Did that really say Youporn? I think it did....You know you want to know what this is all about. You might even want to have a peek. It's okay. We can keep a secret.

When I was about two or three years old, I took great pleasure in going into the front yard of my family's home on Main Street in a small town in the center of Mississippi. Our home was right at the corner of the town square, and I loved to go out in the front yard to urinate. I also loved to go out in the yard naked. My mother was lucky that I was an only child and only escaped a couple of times to run around the block naked. I was lucky that I was only a toddler, or I might not have survived childhood to share this tale with you.

Wordtracker - a system that keeps records of the most searched terms on the internet - shows that Youtube is number seven on the list of most searched terms. Youtube is a site that allows users to upload videos and share them with the world. It is free to view and free to upload. It's not the only site out there doing this, but it is one of the most recognized. Have you heard of Youporn? However, a little further down the list is a new site that has come in at number sixty-three - Youporn. That means that a significant number of people are interested in finding out about Youporn.

Youporn allows viewers the privilege of seeing what other people are doing in their bedrooms. It appears that this is a very hot new site racking up search engine numbers to make the top charts. In fact, viewers are demanding Youporn so much that it ranked higher than Carmen Electra -- number sixty-five. Facebook came in at number seventy-two. Even Yahoo mail and Hotmail (seventy-eight and seventy-nine) were of less interest than Youporn. What is all the excitement about (pun most definitely intended)?

On Youporn, users are able to upload their own personal videos of sexcapades they've encountered. Youporn adds a level of the porn excitement to sexually deviant individuals everywhere. You - yes, you - can not only take pleasure in watching your own sexual adventures on the television, but you can enjoy the fact that there are countless voyeurs out there taking pleasure in your sexual encounters as well. This service is even free of charge to make the deal a little sweeter.
Youporn gives people the chance to enjoy being watched as well as watching. This is a key to understanding the phenomenon of Youporn and the sexually explicit nature of Youporn, but also Youtube, Myspace, and video blogs in general. People like to share their lives - even, and perhaps especially, the most private and personal moments. Youporn is not abnormal in the voyeuristic world we live in today, and the internet is only going to spread these seeds.

Youporn is the adult version of my thrill as a baby in nudity and inappropriate behavior. Youporn is the place where people can show the world what they do that no one is supposed to see. Are we a society of shock jocks or sex fiends? I don't know, but we are something to bring Youporn in on the Wordtracker top 100.