Your New Christmas Vocabulary List, Goofy Gifts for Single Girlfriends, Indiana Safety Travel Tip and a Request

Elf Esteem

The sense of being only 3 feet tall and the big people getting all the credit.

Santaclaustrophobia

The sense of being suffocated by the presence of too many Santas

Christmasochist

Getting off on running yourself ragged sending Christmas cards with long personal notes to people you haven't seen for years, spending way too much on your Secret Santa gift, bringing a casserole and a dessert to the holiday potluck, staying up all night wrapping presents on Christmas Eve.

Cashmas

A celebration of materialism traditionally starting on "Black Friday," sometimes lasting through SuperBowl Sunday, and often resulting in a boomerang effect and return to focusing on reverence to God and love of others at Christmas.

Immaculate congestion

Waking up with a horrible winter cold on Christmas morning having had no prior symptoms.

Stockings Hung - Over

When the blessings and joys of Christmas hang around all year.

Goofy Gifts for Single Girlfriends

Custom Christmas Ornaments

Frame small pictures of Fabio or any other half naked hunk in decorative frames that can be hung on the tree.

Singletinis.

Give shakers, ingredients and a recipe for a new cocktail, the Singletini.

Donut of the Month Club membership.

Monthly autodelivery of Krispy Kremes to hopefully cause weight gain and eliminate the competition.

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

So she'll have somebody to sleep with.

Indiana Safe Driving Tip

98% of Americans driving on slippery roads who go off into a ditch say a curse word.

The other 2% are from Indiana and they say "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Request: Send Gabe DuBois a Christmas card even if it's late.

Find out how to surprise a little boy with rare lung cancer just by sending him a card. Go to:http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2517935/you_can_deliver_hope_for_the_price.html

Source:
Urban Dictionary
Engadget.com