Your June Birthday: Holidays, Traditions and More

Ali Canary
Sweet June! The first day of summer, the patriotism of Flag Day, the domestic bliss of Father's Day! Days are long and full of delights: cloud-watching, ice-cream-truck-chasing, watermelon-seed-spitting. As my Uncle Buck, a teacher by trade, a farmer by birth, and a philosopher by nature, explained when asked by a student what he did over the summer, "Sometimes I farm, and sometimes I get a jug and sit under a tree and contemplate the futility of human endeavor." Here's hoping your June is as irreverent as my Uncle Buck.

Monthly Observances

June is Adopt a Shelter Cat Month, as well as International Men's Month and International Child Cancer Campaign Month. It is the National Month for Accordion Awareness, so listen to some Weird Al Yankovic, and is also the National Month for aphasia awareness, bathroom reading, candy, GLBT (Gay/ Lesbian/ Bisexual/ Transgendered-yes, those are four different things to be), ice tea, rivers, roses, safety, smiles, soul food and steakhouses, so take your favorite bisexual out to a steakhouse by the river and order some iced tea, but save the bathroom reading for home.

Weirdest Holiday: Yell "Fudge" to the Cobras in North America Day (2nd). I don't know where to begin with this one. First of all, I did not make it up. Second, since cobras are not indigenous to North America, I can imagine this would work only if you bother to visit a zoo or herpetarium. Happy fudge-yelling! Also notable: Stupid Guy Thing Day is the 22nd, so put on your beer hat, dust off your Star Wars collectibles, and enjoy a nice Man Show marathon with a fantasy baseball chaser.

June Traditions

Flower: rose - beauty, love

Birthstone: pearl - tears of a beautiful bride Gemini's gem: agate

Zodiac sign: Gemini (1-21) and Cancer (22-30; see July for details). Gemini, represented by the Twins, is an air sign, so Gemini people tend to be very changeable and quick to rush into things. They are also represented by the twins because they can sometimes have dual natures, which is a nice way of saying they can be quirky and lie a lot, and yet it is this mutability that can make them quite interesting and charming. As a result of this fascinating combination of charisma and dishonesty, Gemini people make excellent politicians! Best friends: Libra and Aquarius. Best love matches: Aries, Leo and Sagittarius

Famous Birthdays: Marilyn Monroe (1st), Tony Curtis (2nd), Socrates (5th), His Holiness, the Dalai Lama (6th), Michael J. Fox (9th), Gene Wilder (11th), Anne Frank (12th), Geronimo (16th), Sir Paul McCartney (18th), Salman Rushdie (19th), Meryl Streep (22nd), George Michael (25th), Helen Keller (27th), Mel Brooks (28th), Lena Horne (30th).

Catholic Feast Days

1- Ste Gwen, St Justin, St Theobald of Alba

2 -Ste Blandina, St Elmo

3- St Charles Lwanga, Ste Clotilda, St Kevin, St Morand

4 -St Adalgrin, Stes Breaca & Buriana, St Clateus, St Cornelius MacConchailleadh, St Francis Caracciolo, St Nennoc, St Optatus of Milevis, St Petroc, St Quirinus of Croatia, Ste Saturnina of Arras

5 -St Boniface of Mainz, St James Salmonelli

6 -St Claude, St Norbert, St Philip the Deacon

7 -The Venerable Matt Talbot, St Meriadoc

8 -St Medard

9- St Columba, St Ephraem, the Blessed Diana of Andolo, Ste Pelagia of Antioch

10- Ste Olive, St Landry

11- St Barnabus

12- St Onuphrius, the Blessed Guy of Cortona

13- St Anthony of Padua

14- St Dogmael, the Blessed Castora Gabrielli, St Marcellinus

15- Ste Germaine Cousin, St Vitus, St Abraham, Ste Alice

16- St Benno, St Cyriacus, St John Francis Regis, Ste Lutgardis, St Tychon

17- St Botolph, St Harvey

18- Ste Alena, Ste Elizabeth of Schonau

19- St Boniface of Querfurt, Sts Gervase & Protase

20- The Blessed Michelina, Ste Osanna of Mantua

21- St Alban, St Albinus of Mainz, St Aloysius Gonzaga, St Leutfridis, St Méen

22- St Acacius, St Paulinus of Nola, St Thomas More, St Nicetas

23- Ste Agrippina, Ste Audrey, St Joseph Cafasso

24- St John the Baptist

25- Ste Eurosia, St Molaug

26- St Pelayo

27- Our Lady of Perpetual Help, Ste Emma of Gurk, St Gotteschalk, St Laszlo

28- St Basildes, Ste Irene of Constantinople

29- St Paul, St Peter

30- The Venerable Pierre Toussaint, the Blessed Raymund Lull, St Theobald of Provence

Want to see what's going on in other months? Check out:

September - http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1017086/september_holidays_traditions_and_more.html?cat=7

October - http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1051346/october_holidays_traditions_and_more.html?cat=74

November - November Holidays, Traditions and More - Associated Content

December - December Holidays, Traditions and More - Associated Content

January - January Holidays, Traditions and More - Associated Content

February - http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1399052/february_holidays_traditions_and_more.html?cat=74

March - March Holidays, Traditions and More - Associated Content

April - http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1585107/april_holidays_traditions_and_more.html?cat=74

May - May Holidays, Traditions and More - Associated Content

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  • Allene Newberg Bilodeau6/17/2009

    Love it, love it Bat! I get so many giggles reading the saint's names. Can anyone actually pronounce St Cornelius MacConchailleadh? And I pity those poor children named for saints Theobald, Clotilda, Adalgrin, Blandina, Salmonelli, Lutgardis, Botolph, Aggripina, Eurosia, Moloug, Nenoc,Onuphrius, just to mock a few... most of these sound like a medical condition or the treatment! I kept giggling over the nicknames they'd get! And how 'bout that Blessed Guy & Ste Emma of Gurk (patron st of pickles, no doubt)! But I have to love your Uncle Buck. What an insightful, witty man! That June birthday
    list is quite impressive, & now we can add AC's own illustrious Linda Louise Johnson & the brilliant Branwen66 (plus many other great AC writers, I'm sure!). My multi-talented youngest son is a June 10th Gemini, & my brother Steve & close friend Ann are both June 22nd Cancerians, sharing Stupid Guy Thing Day (though neither qualify!). Go Weird Al! Thanks for this fun article, Bat! ; D

  • Branwen666/9/2009

    This June b/day girl LOVED your article. :)

  • Jennifer Waite6/3/2009

    Great research for this! My husband's b'day is in June :-)

  • Justice Lives Not6/2/2009

    June rules (second only to July - I love fireworks, tho!)

  • David Peterson6/1/2009

    I LOVE the month of JUNE!!!!

  • Greenhill6/1/2009

    This was interesting, thanks!

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper5/30/2009

    Thanks, my husband is a June baby :) Sheri

  • Jennifer Wagner5/30/2009

    Where the heck do you learn about the weird holidays? They are always so fun to learn about!

  • Maria Roth5/30/2009

    I'll have to find a Cobra in Colorado next week. Oh, and yell "Fudge!" when the snake tries to bite me, right? Fun article. :)

  • Linda Louise Johnson5/30/2009

    June is busting out all over, I got a pub notice, I'll be a million years old on the 23rd, and I don't know how on earth you compile all this stuff. Thanks.

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