You're a Mean One, Mr. Kyl!

His Heart is 2 Sizes 2 Small

Nolan O'Brian
I'm a school-teacher Senator Kyl. Yes I get a two-week Holiday break, and do you know what I'm going to do sir?
I'm working a second job, so that I don't lose my house!

So I don't need your sanctimonious stand, Senator Kyl, saying that I am disrespecting the institution of Christmas.
In fact, Senator Kyl, in claiming that there is not enough time to consider the START treaty...it is YOU, sir, that is disrespecting the birth of the one you call the "Prince of Peace".

If you cannot put in a days work between Xmas and New Years, in order to curtail nuclear weapons...then you have no business calling yourself a Christian, or a U.S. Senator.

So you and your rich benefactors, Senator Kyl, can take off with your pampered families to ski at Vail or Tahoe, over your two-week Xmas break. Meanwhile, all those pagans cleaning your hotel rooms and making your food, and teaching your grand-children to ski, will be working for minimum-wage trying to make ends meet...and make a happy Christmas for their families.

Bah Humbug, you say! You don't have time to make the world safe from nuclear holocaust, but the guy driving your luxury limo to the ski-slope is disrespecting the Christ Child?

Give me a break! Give the working class of America a break! And get off your holier-than-thou behind and get the business of America done, Senator Kyl...You are the one trying to STEAL Christmas for your pathetic political gain. And in the words of our brethren in Whoville...The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, Stank, Stunk!

Published by Nolan O'Brian

Teacher, 30-year media professional, guitarist, storyteller, dad  View profile

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  • Sheryl Young1/26/2011

    Ooops...theacher should be teacher.

  • Sheryl Young1/26/2011

    But...how do you REALLY feel? LOL. Thanks for your comment on my 2nd grade article. The report of the incident is no rumor. Through an ongoing investigation, It has credibility as an actual event. The only question is was the theacher actually aware of what was happening, or did it take place outside of his realm of vision.

  • Adam Michael Luebke1/2/2011

    Nice work! I was feeling the same way when I read Kyl's Christmas comments.

  • Orchiolum12/22/2010

    Feel better? I know I would! Thanks Nolan.

  • Eric Hetvile12/20/2010

    I know what he means - When I get drunk on the weekends, I hate coming in to work on Monday, because it just disrespects the moon.

  • Peter Flom12/20/2010

    Excellent!

    Kyl and the other conservatives are the ones making war on Christmas

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