Zane's Top Ten "Problems with Barack Obama Smoking in the White House"
Barack Obama Has Been a Lifelong Smoker Trying to Quit
1. He may violate Federal, "Smoking in the Workplace Laws"
2. Butts on the White House lawn
3. Willie Nelson may Join Him on the White House Roof
4. He may burn holes in Lincoln's bedspread
5. Laura Bush removed all the ash trays
6. President Bush took the reading material, only left Playboy
7. He may leave nicotine stains on the Resolute Desk
8. He may launch a Nuclear Attack during his Nicotine Fit
9. Michelle Obama may have to make emergency Cigarette Runs to Wal-Mart
Zane's top Problem with Barack Obama Smoking in the White House is:
....... He may invite Castro over for a smoke........ NEXT Top 10 Jobs and Travel
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Zane's Top Ten Problems with Barack Obama Smoking in the White House
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7 Comments
Post a CommentFunny .
Honestly , I can careless he smokes , it kind of breaks the poster boy of politics cliche . It makes him some what human . As long as he does his damn job right , I dont care if he smokes a pack a day .
he hasn't quit smoking yet, he his just working on it. Although, the success rate is low, and being president I'm sure is stressful, I'm sure he will succeed. And to think people thought McCain was in poor health...least he didn't smoke.
invite me for a good ol smokey.........................................
What a great Top Ten List!! You should be writing for Letterman! (It would probably bring up the ratings on the Late Show! ;-) KIM
Obama quit smoking when he started running - his wife made him ^_^
Nothing wrong with inviting Castro over for a smoke... we could secretely put drugs in his cigar and get him to make his country a democracy >_>
lol I absolutely LOVE THIS! You have a great sense of humor :)
Hi Zane love your Top Ten. Bernadette