Even zombies can wax poetic on a moonlit night. It's just sorta hard to understand them. Here is a haiku written by a zombie (with English translation).
Ghhhhhng unnerrr gunghuuh! (Full moon through spruce branch)
arrrarrraaaagh ynnnn oooofa (Radiant facets of light)
yyoooorkuuuhh unnnggh mmmmumgrrrr!! (My eyeball falls out)
Published by Walt D
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12 Comments
Post a CommentTeach more about Zombie language.
did u write this?
I love it! hehe
I love Haiku! Neat....
Great work! I never knew zombies were so sensitive, and attuned to nature. The next time I need someone to translate Zombie-speak into English, I'll call you!
Haha, excellent piece.
OMG! ROTFL! Thanks for the laugh.
Awesome haiku!
That was awesome!!!
HAHAHHAH! ( You killed me with this one, now I am a zombie)