Zombie Haiku: Full Moon Through Spruce Branches

Zombie Poetry with English Translation

Walt D
Even zombies can wax poetic on a moonlit night. It's just sorta hard to understand them. Here is a haiku written by a zombie (with English translation).

Ghhhhhng unnerrr gunghuuh! (Full moon through spruce branch)

arrrarrraaaagh ynnnn oooofa (Radiant facets of light)

yyoooorkuuuhh unnnggh mmmmumgrrrr!! (My eyeball falls out)

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  • Don Robbins7/7/2011

    Teach more about Zombie language.

  • yo10/22/2008

    did u write this?

  • Loretta Snyder10/18/2008

    I love it! hehe

  • Cathy A Montville10/15/2008

    I love Haiku! Neat....

  • Maria Roth10/10/2008

    Great work! I never knew zombies were so sensitive, and attuned to nature. The next time I need someone to translate Zombie-speak into English, I'll call you!

  • Adam Michael Luebke10/9/2008

    Haha, excellent piece.

  • Jennifer Claerr10/9/2008

    OMG! ROTFL! Thanks for the laugh.

  • 3lilangels10/9/2008

    Awesome haiku!

  • Gipsy10/9/2008

    That was awesome!!!

  • Lucky M. Diaz10/9/2008

    HAHAHHAH! ( You killed me with this one, now I am a zombie)

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