Zombie's Girlfriend
The Zombie had a girlfriend.
Her name was Sarah Lee.
She was missing her left eyeball,
And had a displaced knee.
The Zombie gave her flowers.
The flowers were dead of course.
Sarah smiled at the Zombie and said,
"You smell like a long dead horse."
The Zombie was pleased at the compliment.
He gave dear Sarah a kiss.
Unfortunately for Sarah,
The Zombie bit off her lip.
Sarah winked at the Zombie.
She put out her sweetest charm.
"I love you very much.
You may now have my right arm."
The Zombie married Sarah.
It was a perfectly deathly affair.
Now the happy couple live in a tomb,
And the limbs they always share.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a CommentJust the right amount of gross in zombie if you please!
You do come up with some interesting themes! Well done
Lol. Creative. :)